But before that, an apology for being inactive. I'm still here, but I'm functioning like a snail on a hot sunny day in a salt mine. Not much else to say about what's going on, so...

I think I'll fill out this meme again. Because I can. With additional questions because I'm that cool.*
Warning: This time, there's more questions, so it's kind of looooong.

List 12 of your original characters.

01. Vladimir
02. Ferris "Mole"
03. Leo
04. Kody
05. Andrew
06. Dread
07. Torque
08. Francisco
09. Lindzey
10. Dr. Gladwyn
11. Sable
12. Contessa



01. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Bah, neither of them are smart enough to be college professors. Dread, maybe, because Sable's still young. And he'd teach...geography.

02. Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
I definitely think walking, talking moles are hot. Wait, my bad, I meant cute. Mole may be hot to other mole...chicks, or something.

03. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Contessa: You, hacker boy. Leave those pathetic creatures you're working with and come back to us.
Francisco: *grins slightly* Ehehe...err, I'll think about it...*mutters* Or not.

04. What is or would be 9’s favorite book?
Lindzey: Um...I'm kind of a busy girl with all the spying for the government and stuff, you know? I don't have time for books, unless it's a gun catalogue or something.

05. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Dread: I am not swearing loyalty to a big, talking mole.
Mole: Oh, that's just fine. It's not like I'd find you useful, hehehe...
Dread:

06. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Andy: On second thought, I think the street's looking mighty comfortable.
Lindzey: Oh, boo...You're so mean...

07. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Torque: I have to say I'm glad we didn't stop at that underground...restaurant thingie. I'm no big fan of worms.
Contessa: ...This is a horrible night.
Mole: *looks around awkwardly* So, you guys...um...

08. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Gladwyn: Bad kitty, down!
Leo: *snarl* Call me a kitten again and I'll tear you apart.
Giant lion vs brilliant scientist. The fight of the century. Or the fight that happened yesterday and ended up with the kitty being tranquilized for being disobedient.

09. If 1 stole 8’s most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
*cue comical chase music*
Francisco: Gimme my laptop back! Gimme that back! You furry little demon, give it back!

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they desire.
Not Being In Each Other's Presence
Instant bestseller.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Vlad: Hey, buddy. What're we gonna do today? Infiltrate a top secret base? Gather sensitive information? ...Paint fences?
Kody: ...
LOL THEY ALREADY WORK TOGETHER.

12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Me: And this is your room.
Torque: Thanks, lassie.
A weekend of absolutely nothing happening ensues!

13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
I've always wanted to ride a lion.
Leo: ...

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Lolno.

15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Mole: Well, I've known you for a much longer time, Kody. I'll help you out.

16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
Gladwyn: The only shouting I'd be doing is for my underlings to charge into battle for me.

17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you chose?
"Code Monkey" : D Or "Big Bad World One." Or "Mandelbrot Set."

18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Vlad: On second thought, I'm full.
Dread: What a coincidence. Me, too. You can have it, Contessapleasedon'tkillusplease.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Mole: I feel an exothermic reacti...Okay, never mind. I'm not flirting with him. I don't care what you say.

20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
BEING EPICALLY BADASS.
Or murder.

21. What is 6’s secret?
Dread: If I told you, then it wouldn't be a secret anymore, would it?

22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Sable: *disappears and reappears at the finish line* Hehehe, I beat you, sis...

23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Huge grizzled gryphon sailor, or geeky hacker. GEE I WONDER.

24. 11 pulls a prank on 10. What did he/she do, and how does 10 react?
Gladwyn: Sable, did you relabel all my containers? You know what this means...
Sable: I'm...I'm sorry, sir...

25. 3 goes on a reconnaissance mission with 6. What happens, and is it successful?
*Dread and Leo running*
Dread: Would it kill you to be subtle?
Leo: Would it kill you to use your brain?

26. 9 catches 7 in an embarrassing situation. Oh no! What did he/she do, and how does 9 react?
Lindzey: Aww, it's totally adorable that you're an avid gardener!
Torque: *sigh*...Thanks, I guess...

27. 4, 8, and 1 are at a formal dance of some sort (regardless of whether or not they want to be there). What are they up to?
Kody: Vlad, don't screw this one up this time...
Vlad: Hey, I won't, 'kay? So who are we looking for again?
Kody: *looks around* I'll tell you as soon as someone stops playing with their DS.
Francisco: Oh, er, hi guys. *sheepish grin*

28. 2 and 6 are in a debate round. What happens, and who gets the better of the other?
Mole: And so all you have presented is a faulty argument full of logic holes.
Dread: Can we play pictionary again? I was much better at that.

29. 5 offers to take you to a restaurant for dinner. How do you react, and what is 5's response to this reaction?
Me: Oh, Andy...
Andy: ...Shut up.

30. 12 is feeling down in the dumps. What does 3 do to help (or make things worse)?
Leo: I did not think I would find you like this.
Contessa: *sighs* Just come here and let me scratch you behind your ears.

31.) 5 and 7 are trapped in a room. There's only one window 12 feet above the ground. How do they get out?
Andy: *looking back at the rubble on the ground and the hole in the wall and smirks slightly* I knew I kept you around for a reason, Torque.
Torque: Damn, me shoulders are going to hurt for a while.

32.) 2, 4, and 9 are on a shopping spree and they all find something they all want...but there's only one left. Who gets it?
Lindzey: You guys didn't even want to come with me in the first place! It's mine! *grins* Unless you want to kiss me for it, Kody...
Mole: *sneaks off with whatever it is they all wanted* <--- No seriously. What would Mole, Kody, and Lindzey all want?

33.) 1 and 8 have a break dancing contest. Who would win?
Francisco: Okay, I forfeit.
Vlad: That was fast...

34.) Think 11 could be a super model?
Only if she was a super CUTE model, harharhar.

35.) Would 12 and 3 team up to slay a dragon?
Contessa: Try not to get in my way, kitten...
Leo: I'm not letting you take all of the glory.
Dragon: I don't exist in this world. Why are you trying to slay me? I didn't even do anything. Jerks.

36.) 7 turns out to be a murderer. What does 2 think of it?
Mole: I always had a feeling you've killed someone before...It's the eyepatch that gives it away.

37.) Would you ever see 6 and 10 together?
Dread: No.
Gladwyn: Yes, and he would be screaming for mercy.

38.) 1 and 4 are having a fist fight. What does 8 do about it?
Francisco: You guys, this doesn't make sense because Vlad's a fox. He doesn't even have the capability to make fists. And how could long could a fist fight last between those two? Even I could take on Vlad...
Vlad: Do you really wanna be part of this, hacker boy?

39.) Why would 6 be afraid of 7?
Torque: *solemn glare*
Dread: *whimper*

40.) Who would get to bed earlier? 11 or 5?
Sable: Hehehe, I don't need sleep...
Andy: But I do, dammit, and you kids will all shut up now.

41.) If 2 had a special plushie but 3 spilled soda all over it when 2 was away, what would 3 do to cover it up?
Leo: Mole, here is your plushie. I spilled soda all over it while you were away. I'm not going to bother to cover it up, and if you have any complaints, I will end you. Also, I am surprised you have a plushie. You don't strike me as the type.

42.) Would 6 steal something if they had a chance?
The real question is, how many times has Dread taken the chance to steal something?

43.) If 7 ever dressed up in a dress, what would 12 think?
Contessa: That dress really doesn't flatter your figure, handsome...
Torque: Getitoff, getitoff.

44.) Who's smarter? 10 or 9?
Gladwyn. He has a PhD in being smart.

45.) Does 4 get embarrassed by 7 a lot?
Kody: No. *looks at Vlad* My problem is with someone else.


*Disclaimer: Clockwork is not that cool.